About the Blog

Here’s a photo of me, the pre-eminent blogger on all things bad movies:

Well, I’d first like to apologize for whatever series of unfortunate events led you to this blog. To be honest, I probably wouldn’t even be here if I didn’t have to. But, for whatever reason, you’re here, I’m here, so let’s try to enjoy ourselves.

Ryan — Why in god’s name would you review bad movies, you ask? It’s a great question that not even I can answer. Kick back, relax and try not to fall asleep.

I hope you enjoy my reviews of less than enjoyable movies.